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My penis is on the Internet

My penis is on the Internet. I didn’t give him permission, but he went online anyway—now he’s everywhere. I heard he even harassed the president of the United States—and that the Americans have taken his mugshot (there is a considerable reward for his capture).

My penis is on the Internet. It’s fame, after a fashion—in East Africa they say, “But witch doctor he shrink my pee-pee down small, vanish it away.” In the West we say, my penis is on the Internet.


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